High School Reunions

"Reunited and it feels so good..."

sometimes. mostly.

Ok so here are a few good ideas for those about to go to their high school reunion.


Good idea #1--Don't arrive drunk.
Serious errors in judgement can occur---while working a 20 year reunion, I got greeted with a hug and big sloppy kiss from Tina, who thought I was Jennifer, her old best friend. "You look sooo beautiful, haven't changed a bit..." Tina flickered a bit when I told her I wasn't Jennifer but then smiled and went on to aggressively greet another long-lost friend.

Good idea #2--Make sure to pay for the reunion before arriving.

"Could you lend me some cash?"

Good idea #3--Reconnect with some old friends and go together to the reunion.
There is safety in numbers.

Good idea #4--Please leave the baby at home.






>"WHHHHHHHHHHHHY am I here???"








Good idea #5--Refrain from hitting on the hotel/event staff--no matter how much they look like they're "your age". This one is a lot easier if you adhere to good idea number one.

"Good night Francesca!"

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Good Idea #6--Ask someone you trust to preview you in your reunion outfit.  Remember, there will be pictures taken and they will probably be posted to the Internet.










Good idea #7--